The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.