Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.