Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.