Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...