Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...