The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...