Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...