Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.