My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...