Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
You looked a lot like my wife
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Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!