Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...