One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....