Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...