Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Never talk to the parrot
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...