I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...