To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...