Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...