Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...