Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...