Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...