Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....