12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...