What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...