Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...