Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...