What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...