Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...