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Cosmetic Surgery
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Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
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The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Befuddled PC Users…
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Whats blue and does not fit any more?
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Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.