What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!