Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!