Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...