Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...