Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...