Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The Apple explosion
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Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.