If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...