Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...