Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...