Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...