Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself