Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...