Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...