Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...