The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...