The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...