The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...