Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...