Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...