Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...