There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...