Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...